"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerrilla warfare."
~Ed Asner

Sunday, April 11, 2010

No Escape!!

I know we're strangers, but if you're reading this...wait, we're not strangers.  The only people who read this blog are family and friends...Sooo...If you're reading this, the good news is, I'm still alive.  The bad news is, I don't know for how long or what condition I'll be in later.  I may or may not be able to post again.  I may or may not be able to communicate with the outside world after tonight.  I fear I am about to suffer an internal decapitation or something much worse.  If you're reading this could you please............................................

HEEEELLLLLP MEEE!  For real, I'm not kidding.

 Don't let the cute purple headband fool you.  Think of it as his ninja headband.  This is what happens when Beast gets sick, irritated; is in a bad mood or not happy with you for whatever reason.  He will not go easy on you just because you were miserably sick, puked your guts out and basically died for nine months while you carried him in your womb; and then came back to life to birth him and devote every second of your life to nourish, protect, and love him.  He shows no mercy.


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