"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerrilla warfare."
~Ed Asner

Friday, May 21, 2010

Momma: Did you go poop yet?

Izzie: Not yet, Momma.

Momma:  Try for a few more minutes, okay?

Izzie:  Okay, Momma.

(a minute passes) 

Izzie:  (In a gruff voice) Izabelle is not going to go poop.

Momma:  Izabelle, you do not have multiple personalities.  Now please try and go poop.

Izzie:  Okay, Momma.

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